Tuesday, April 24, 2012

My Eyes Are Melting!

This evening was interesting... got home, was almost finished making bibimbap with HeeLa, just sat down to eat, and suddenly had some kind of weirdness going on with my vision.

Suddenly, it was as though I had looked at something bright, and then had that spot you see afterward... except it was overcast and almost ready to rain outside. After about 5 minutes, it wasn't going away, and was actually growing in size and beginning to encircle my direct field of vision.... started to worry a little, at that point. After a few more minutes, a sizeable portion of my vision was quite distorted.

We didn't even finish eating, HeeLa drove me to the immediate care center (forgot her license, too)... knowing how an E.R. visit would bankrupt us (the American health-care system, if you want to call it that, is another soapbox topic, altogether).

Halfway to the clinic, I'm suddenly fine.
We continue, anyway. Upon arriving, the receptionist was totally bitchy about us showing up 2 minutes prior to their patient cut-off time (again, a soapbox topic). I start to fill out the form, just to be safe, but once we learned it might take an hour to be seen, I decided not to worry about it. On the way home, a mild headache was in full progress. At that point, I'm kinda thinking it's stress-related, perhaps combined with my recent dietary changes.

More research uncovered a quite common phenomenon called "scintillating scotoma" and it's associated with something called an "ocular migraine." ~~ Might have something to do with my absolute failure with my diet yesterday, and the resulting MSG/Gluten binge at the Chinese buffet!

Of course, poor HeeLa was absolutely freaked out.

Korean Mothers-in-law

Two weeks until I am king of my hill...
Two weeks before a constant source of home-made Korean food...
Two weeks before a consistently cleaned house... LOL.... Just kidding! (or am I?)
And two weeks before HeeLa gets put into her rightful and proper place as a subordinate of me
~~~ oh, um... forgive the delusional moment!

Yes, two more weeks before HeeLa's family comes to visit for a month, from Korea. As the time approaches, we find ourselves joking more and more about how this will be so good for me, but not so much for HeeLa (not seriously, just joking). This is because I'm male, and my mother in law is Korean.

In western society, most men would rather take an arrow to the knee than have their mother-in-law visit for a month; but that's not so, if you're a guy married to a Korean woman! For reasons I'm still unable to accurately articulate,  a Korean woman's son-in-law is a very cherished addition to her family. Yet, a Korean woman's daughter-in-law is an evil bitch who is hell-bent on stealing her son from her. Quite the dichotomy (yet one reason I don't worry so much about having a daughter with HeeLa - that guy should be more scared of her than me).

At any rate, I'm constantly being reminded by HeeLa that I'd better not take any advantage of it; and all I need to do is remember that I'll be alone with her, after her family leaves to go back to Korea. Hmm... good thing to keep in mind, perhaps!  :)

Does anyone have any knowledge or thoughts on why this is?

Friday, April 13, 2012

Just Call Me Mr. Asperger

Well, for all of those who thought I may have been a bit "off" in one way or another, I finally have a bit of explanation for you.

For all the times I've used strange words, or not looked you in the eye when you were telling me something. For all the times I've seemed rather dorky about some things (building bridges, anyone?). For all the philosophical ramblings that nobody seems to really care about, yet I can tirelessly emit of verbal diarrhea.

Thanks to someone I've known since college, who can literally be called an "expert" in the field, I've been tested at about 1/3 Neuro-Typical and 2/3 Asperger's Syndrome on the spectrum.

WooHoo! Oh, um... wait..
hrmmmmmmmm...